Domino lingo

Notice, for those who live to tediously dissect grammar, that "domino" was not pluralised in the title. So love it or leave it, is all I can say.

Quiet long weekend for me here in paradise. I played 2 person dominos on the patio with my son today. I enjoyed using the South Sound domino lingo used by my friends.. it like this -

"S!" (short for one, or Ace)

"Deuce in your caboose" (two)

"tree in yuh pee pee" (three)

"Four"

"Feva docta patient low" (Five)

"Sex" or "Sexual healing" (six) - ok I did not teach my son that one.

"Blank in yuh shank".

Every time I wanted him to pass I said "Enter the Dragon" or "Enjoy the Buffet" until he got tired of me and complained, and I had to shut up.

But, this afternoon, like lady justice, wifey returned the "favour" I did when I went out last Friday by taking him out and leaving me with my sleeping 2 year old, so I decided to do this post.

I am still hoping for an ace up the sleeve, I think I will play the music loudly so he will "accidentally" wake up, then I will drop him to the park, where she is with my six year old, her sister and my nephew, Boogie.

Or, maybe not, perhaps I will lay low and wait..