In the last hour or so, I had 2 "children say the funniest things" moments.
I went to my son's school to catch the last half-hour of his weekly soccer.
As I approached, one of the kids said "its a throw in, you idiot!" quite loudly, and I thought, what a rude little !@$%%^...
Then, I came home and checked my email. Here is what I received:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him b..tch".
11 comments:
Kids really do say the darndest things. I don't think Bill Cosby would approve of their behaviour though.
...What about the behaviour of the man who thought "what a rude little !@$%%"....hmmmm...
That joke was quite funny, actually! Wicked!
that was hilarious.never heard it before either
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RI...That last joke just mad my DAY! ROFLMAO! I'll keep you posted
See if she never said 'bitch' it woulda just been funny, but she said 'bitch' so it's disgustingly hilarious.
Hey Papi, its good to hear from u
nice one...good for the weekend
Hehehehe .... evil.
A lot of little devils in this world.
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