Monday, January 01, 2007

Happy 2007 to you, yours, and other peoples!??

Bloggofiles

I hope you enjoyed your holiday season, and here's wishing you happiness, health and prosperity for 2007.

May the new year bring romance, wealth, travel, resilience, grace and all sorts of other really nice stuff.

May Iraq and the world be better without Saddam, that wicked S.O.B.

May America hurry up and get out of Iraq, as neither America nor the world are better off as a result of their war.

May Eva Longoria accidentally land into my arms, and then may I accidentally ride her riddim, and may Tony Parker simply accept that any man in his right mind would have done likewise.

May Shaq learn to shoot free throws.

May the West Indies continue their upward path, and perform respectably at World Cup 2007.

May all my bloggionistas continue to comment, even if disgusted at my inimitable random subject matter.

May the titles of my posts continue to be irrelevant to the bodies thereof.

May 2007 bring less legalese, and more dutty gyals!

May I stop typing this post, so that I can get on with more worthwhile pursuits, no matter how futile.

12 comments:

Mighty Afroditee said...

May glad tidings befall you and yours for the year.

May Eva fall into your arms so that Tony will be available for me.

May I unnerstand the game of cricket so that I can know what you are talking about most of the time.

Anonymous said...

What a list. I hope they all come true for you RI. Happy & Prosperous 2007.

Unknown said...

Happy 2007 to you and yours Ri.

Abeni said...

Take Eva Mendes and leff the other Eva with Tony:)

Happy New yr

Mad Bull said...

Respec' RI. A post at last!

I will leave Eva to you, is Halle Berry me want! Hey, I flipped through some porn on my Pansat box and I saw where they were showing a movie with a girl who looked very, very much like Halle! My yute.... mmmm! What a movie! Whew!

Anyway.... let me retrieve my equilibrium.

Yeah, Happy New Year! May your fingers pump out at least one post a week in 2007! Thats what I wish for you, on top of all those things you already wished... TTYL.

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!

I see you were realistic in your hoped - that the WIndies won't embarass us rather than that they will win!

Melody said...

Happy New Year, RI, thanks and may you enjoy also billionaire clients at your new office, so you can have nuff time to go yachting & change your profile back to "love my boat" instead of missing it.

Campfyah said...

Happy New Years to you RI

May all your desires for 2007 come to pass. I doubtful bout some of them Peace in Iraq and the Middle East being one, but we gotta have hope
and yes, May the West Indides Cricket win the WC on home turf

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...

happy nappy new year big daddy - we are blessed to see another one

Anonymous said...

funny post. I second Afro's comment.

Unknown said...

LOL! All the best for the new year too mr RI!

Anonymous said...

Well I'll second the Eva part and add a wish for Roslyn Sanchez. The ladies can keep Tony. Best wishes for New Year. Your site wasn't being very nice over the past few days but I figure it may have something to do with my workplace servers.