Well, I do now know why, but most Jamaicans are happy with the fact that they become the subject of a lot of twisted humour. Once, I sent one joke to my aunt, and it did not sit well with her at all. (She is actually visiting in Cayman at the moment) She gave me what some of my limie colleagues would refer to as a "bollocking" and said "you are a Jamaican who has forgotten where he came from, and now is making fun of Jamaicans", or something like that - so - here goes - I start with the disclaimer that this is all in good fun, and feel no way.
Three prisoners are waiting to be executed and
they are asked they wish to have for their last
meal. The Italian responds, "PEPPERONI PIZZA."
The warden serves him his Pepperoni Pizza,
and then escorts him to his execution.
The Frenchman requests Filet Mignon. The warden
serves him his Filet Mignon, and then escorts
him to his execution. The Jamaican requests two
mangoes.
"MANGOES????"
"Yes, MANGOES."
The warden replies, "but they're out of season!"
"So?" replies the Jamaican. "I MAN WILL WAIT,
STAR!"
Kinda cool here in the CI this weekend. Cold front passing through. My foreign colleagues would laugh at me, since by cold front, we mean 75 F. My a/c had been off for weeks, so my utility company, CUC, will have to wait a while before it sucks all of my living out of my blood claat.
Well, we have our 2nd Jazz Festival on this weekend, I will try and catch up with that this weekend. Last night my son did a great job narrating at his Christmas concert at his school.
Hey did you notice how some folks like to "lick shot"? I don't mean firearms, I mean like my friend Dr. D Hear im nuh,"let off another one, nuh"
I have a cousin, when he is on my boat, and he wants some speed, he says, "Buss it, nuh?"
If you have not read the above, at least contemplate the capabilities of the Star Girl above. Ain't nuthin but a G-Thang, baby.
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Smart prisoner,lol
Yes, she round up and looking very well
Oh, I had tickets to the Jazz Fest thing Saturday nite, but couldn't get a parking spot, can you believe it? The security guards ove by Kirks Supermarket wouldn't let me park over there. Me just kisss me teeth and go Corner Pocket with the Natty one. We found Trouble there and we ended up playing Dominoes with him and his lady. Twas alright still, you need to check us there sometime.
For real - I'd do something for 75 F degree weather righta now. Today is 4 F degrees where I'm at...
I see you have made a post with the star girl too. I just had to to include her in one of my previous posts (M.I.A.), damn shi round Iyah!!! Yep i was loving the cooler temp!
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