Monday, February 27, 2006

Simon Cowell, what a dude

Courtesy of msnbc.com, I have put some of the Simon's comments below: Obviously, now that he has left England (where he was probably a less than average Joe) and made it big, he no longer walks in alleys.

1) That would appeal to anyone over the age of 90 who was hard of hearing.

2) If you hear a scream from a hotel room in Las Vegas, that’s where Barry Manilow is watching this show."
To Bobby, after he sang Manilow's "Copacabana

3) I thought it was a really pimpy third-rate copy of Earth Wind and Fire."
To Sway, Feb. 22

4)It was forgettable and you sang it like somebody taking an elocution lesson."
To Heather, Feb. 21

5)It was like being at some horrible Sunday lunch and a child getting up to sing out of tune. For me it was a complete and utter mess.”
To Stevie, Feb. 21

6)"What's putting me off, and I'm not being rude, is you remind me of a pet poodle I used to have. "
Simon to curly-haired auditioner Tatiana, Feb. 7

7)"You're one of those packages you get at Christmastime where you say: 'Can I give it back?'"
Simon to auditioner Irada, who claimed she had the "complete package," Feb.

8)You're a jolly nice young man, aren't you? I think that anyone over the age of 80 would love you. And anyone under the age of 20 wouldn't be able to relate to you."
Simon to auditioner Kevin, Feb. 7

But what I like about Simon is that he is now expected to be insulting, so now it only serves as entertainment.

On another more regional note, congrats to Ms. Simpson Miller for having won the presidency of the PNP, and presumably the designation of Prime Minister, when the time comes. Hopefully she will remove the deadweight in the Cabinet, so that matters will not be more of the same.

Blog you soon... And did anyone watch the speed skating in the Olympics.. I know little of it but I enjoyed it a few days ago.

13 comments:

Abeni said...

You saw when the other panelists were getting annoyed with Simon? There was a feature to where they were discussing if he goes too far.

Didn't see any Olys weekend

Angry Dog said...

The truth of the matter is that Simon was actually extremely rich and successful before leaving England. The man is just an asshole plain and simple. An asshole in any language, in any country is still an asshole! (Admittedly a lot of these people really do need to be told in no uncertain terms that they suck!)

Rev Island said...

Well, I stand corrected about him being successful before he came across the pond. But maybe those twins who got in trouble can catch him in an alley.

Rev Island said...

I just read his bio on a website, and the highest position he had before TV shows was as an executive with BMG. That would be very successful, I expect, but but not "extremely rich". From all I can see his real success came from TV shows.

CoolDestiny said...

Cowell is such an asshole.

Mad Bull said...

I'd like to see American Idol become more like Jerry Springer... Simon would insult a contestant, the contestant would spew him with curses and invective and stuff and then they (Simon and the contestant, or sometimes Simon and Randy and/or Paula) would get down to some serious fisticuffs, wrestling, hair pulling, fingernail scratching and even shredding each other's clothes...
Maybe we could add a little mud to the equation too sometimes... yeah... that'd be good entertainment! It would have a bit of everything!

neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

I don't know if Portia will be any better or worse, I give up on all politicians in the Windies. Cho.

G. Cornelius said...

He's always classic...I'll keep you posted

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