Miscellany

Hello out there in blogsville

Hope you are having a good Halloween (if you are in a place that celebrates that) - my kids have their costumes ready, and hopefully they will collect some candy tonight without getting wet by the rainfall that we have been so fortunate to receive, continuously now for several, wet days.

I just tried to upload a couple of interesting pics sent by cousin Deb from Jam, but Blogger was having errors, my word, I guess the pics were to hot for Blogger - oh well, if you post your email address as a comment, I shall be sure to send those nice pics for you to contemplate.. My heart still palpitates in the after effects of having eyed them carefully.

Like certain of my bloggionista amigos, I am now battling the 'flu, hopefully I can get rid of it shortly.

On a sad note, we have all seen the news about the killing of 2 young Roman Catholic priests in the land of my birth, Jamaica. An amazing article has been written by Father Ho Lung, mentioning that the killer(s) are in fact forgiven. This is another article as I have been unable to retrieve Ho Lung's. Read it here.

The killing was also published by CNN

This is one of the most saddest stories to have emerged from Jamaica. You know, my cousin who visited with me recently told me that part of the blame for crime in Jamaica rests with me, as I have not returned there to help resolve it. Amazing. Apparently he was blameless, but I was blameworthy.

I just tried again to upload those pics.. for a moment of breathless relief, however let me know and I will email to any of you daring enough to post your email address as a comment to this -

Alpha, Beta and ra$$ Gamma

I am the alpha and the omega, etc.

Well, our little 3 rocks are once again under a wet deluge of heavenly wata.

Rather than complain I will lift my head to the hills.. oh well, the underwater hills anyway, because we have no hills here..

madbull, despite the rain, hold up thy head, breddrin.
Mount up like eagles, run and not faint.. etc.

Hey I feel like preachin today.. My dad who is a minister would be real proud even for my flippant rant of spirituality.. as seldom as it happens

Not complaining about rain any more, genklepeeps, going to thank the one on high.

Now when it comes to hurricanes, now that is a cussin matter, and if the Lord chooses to make me survive to see the aftermath, then, once again..

But of course, the rain is love making weather, they say, for me, it is trying to control my 2 boys whose cabin fever need treatment by Dr. D by whatever means necessary.

I just ran inside, having once again tried by hands at some gardening - well, thank god I don't live of that, I would sure starve - one heavenly shower came and me and the boys ran for cover!

Peeple - enjoy your weekend - we will try to enjoy a wet pirate's week!

Same as usual.. nuttin much

Hey folks

Wilma's outer tentacles are still whipping up some waves on our shores, serious road crossing waves I mean.. Some damage to homes and business reported - however not widespread damage.

Jamaica's prime minister, P.J. Patterson was here this weekend - big time gala at the Marriott last night, I heard that it was flashy - now some may cringe, but the man is a head of state after all - For some of course, this is an important moment, as they are many who hold this man in very high regard. This visit was to commemorate his receipt of an international award along with Kofi Annan. Well it turns out that PJ decided to use this visit to lash out at the visas, oh well, next time he'll need a visa --

Well my cuz returned from Cuba this past Friday night and left today on Air Jam to Kingston. He is a bit of a high maintenance 27 y.o., but this weekend I was cool with him. A nice woman came and visited him here at my house last night, and after dinner with us they left in her car, and I was out cold so I did not know (nor wanted to) what time he (or they) returned.

You see, his mother is my mother's sister, and his mother is a giant of a woman, college professor, writer, minister of religion, and the list goes on. The lady simply makes me feel at peace when she visits us here in Cayman. So I don't really care how her son carries on, seen? (I mean he ain't carryin on with no bull$hit in my house still - I will invite him to vacate).
What I do for him is really for her as well.

Well, as our leglislators have seen it fit to step up the fight against crime in Cayman, they are now passing a law to ensure that those serving sentences for serious crimes must serve at least 5/9ths of their sentences. 1/3rd was the amount before parole before.

Mad Bull said to me that you see, "I used to roll like that" - he sounded more like a high horse... Well folks, I will do as I see it fit - thanks for the invite though, and give us more bloggage, so that if we are not moved intellectually, at least there will be a rise in temperature! I am sure that my bloggionistas can return occasionally to the kind of mayhem they used to create - so MB - here is an open invitation - for old times sake - lets have another of those blogs of old - hotties - yeah yeah!

Have a good week folks!

Wilma gone, big rass must have drank mad puss piss!

Now, can you imagine, one bitch of a storm, Ivan came last year and kicked our butts half way to Timbuktu.. and now, 14 months later, his stinkin kissin cousin, Wilma, comes around here with her stinkin rass breath? Does she even have a clue? Better yet, does she have a Cayman Islands visa, work permit, or status? She mussie really want me call Immigration and lock down her rass. Givin people nothin but unwanted rass fellatio.

Illegal alien dawta of a diseased cow, may the fleas of a zillion camels infect her bumbo rass. Effin Kiss me rass come and block Mad Bull road. And you know all MB need to do is phone I & I so that I can file an injunction against I stinkin jezebel so that she can can rass clat go back to West Africa or wherever the bitch made her Genesis.

Every time I look at my bruised and battered house all I can think of is that SOB Ivan the terrible. 2 times the tiles came for the roof and the 1st time they were wrong. Now the man dem put up the price for gutters - these contractors around here really think money grown on grape trees! Wutless bunch of tiefin rasses dem.

Now I heard about Wilma, but she has no idea that no one in Cayman can take any brushes with a twist crotch cow like her or any other storm for the time being. God help us finish this season. Now these storms have so much audacity that they are going to have to start a list name Alpha, Beta, Delta, and so on?

I DO NOT WANT TO HERE NOTHING ABOUT ANY GOD DAMN ALPHA OR MALPHA OR ANY EFFIN THING ELSE. NO MORE EFFIN STORMS TO RASS.

ENOUGH CUSSIN. NOW HERE'S JESSICA ALBA (FROM DAH BAAAACK), AND RIHANNA - BAJAN BOMBA!

Wilma kickin some you know what

WTF! Wilma Cat 5 overnight? She is a real bitch! I woke up to the sound of the wind at 5am. Blowing here in Cayman at tropical storm force.

As usual, I will post 2 of the jokes that have blown my way by email - the 1st one was just sent to me by my cousin in Fla. but it has been around for some time now -


YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards
in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers for your
family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk
next to you.

5 Your reason for not staying in touch with
friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site
at the bottom of the
screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone,
which you didn't have
the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is
now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to
smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are
going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on
this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9 on
this
list.

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE


A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said,

"Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning ."


Well - folks, my cuz returns from Cuba this weekend and spends it here before returning to Jam Rock - with Wilma south of us giving us one hell of a blow job, Cuba is the right place to be (until later this week, that is)

I hope Jamaica survived ok - I see Weather Channel showing some flooding in Jam etc. Keep yourselves dry.

Here's a of senorita from the Dominican Republic! Bomba!

Last day off - good week - back to reality

To Rum Point again yesterday, people - lots of fun on the water -
Hope to do it again soon - I will invite Mad Bull to see how he reacts to the North Sound..

Ja'can translation below:

USA: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl....
JAM: Gyal, you noh dead yet?

USA: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again.
JAM: Lawd Gad... current lock awff again to rahtid!

USA: This meal is not too bad
JAM: Di food cyan eat

USA: Where did you buy that awful bracelet Cindy?
JAM: A weh yuh buy dat-deh big ole ugly bangle deh missis?

USA: Hors d'oeurves?
JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting yuh a gi me?

USA: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof
JAM: Hey dutty puss...come awff a di housetap before a buss yuh rass!

USA: I think something is wrong with Susan. She might have the flu.
JAM: Lawd Gad... obiya tek up Suzie!

USA: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate!
JAM: Lawd mi Gad, mi bruk up mamma stoosh crackry!

USA: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that?
JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem.

USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
JAM: Aye, buff-teet bwoy, tap fling up, fling-up mi bag dem suh man.

USA: I wish you would quit lying.
JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad.

USA: Lift up the hood of the car for me John.
JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta!

USA: I am waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long!!
JAM: But wait, no robot naah run todeh

USA: Get me a pop please?
JAM: Beg yuh carry wan drinks fi mi deh..

USA: It's time for a Perm.
JAM: Gyal, yuh hed waan cream. Yuh noh si how it tough?

USA: Yuck! This is nasty!
JAM: Kiss mi neckback!! What a sinting tase bad an incipid!!

USA: I wish you would close your mouth.
JAM: Yuh mout come in like when grip cyan shut.

USA: Girl, your acne is terrible
JAM: Massagad, pickeny, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh..

USA: Please make some room on the bus so this man can have a seat.
JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung.

USA: I have a stomach ache.
JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi.

USA: These mangoes look a bit over-ripe.
JAM: Missis, move fran in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh.

USA: He has very large, full eyes.
JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo

USA: He has no manners.
JAM: Him no have no broughtupsi

USA: Perspiration odour
JAM: Him smell green

USA: Poached (boiled) chicken
JAM: Dat deh singtin nuh start cook yet

USA: Oh, dear
JAM: ee-eeeeee

USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
JAM: Di pickeny too dyam hard ears!!

USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia.
JAM: What a bway Dunce sah!!!

USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismol. My stomach hurts.
JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a washout yah now... mi belly bine up.

USA: That man over there is missing his dentures.
JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh


Well - I saved the above as a draft and went to the Business Expo, peeps. OK, but smaller than in previous years. But boy, I wanted to show you a few tings still!

Me and my cuz went to a few places.

1. We went to Western Union at a supermarket, because the man was receiving a money from yard. They did not have sufficient US$ Cash, so I told him I wud take him elsewhere to collect. I picked up some food at the Supmkt and went next door to the pharmacy. When I was ordering my food, my yute look at the lady an seh "me want a sample piece a dat chicken deh" and him eat it off like a starving refugee and waved it around at me and seh - "you want piece?" which I declined courteously. I thought Lord, why me.

Whilst I was waiting for the pharmacist to do her thing, my yute (cuz) look at me and seh.. why you don;t si down and have your food. Now, dis is in the drug store you know Iyah! I said no, thats fine, I will have it in the car. He said no.. F____ dem, have it here. I said some unkind things to him then, then I said in my mind ... Lord, why me.

2. We went to Western Union in a bank, where my yute collect him US$. Nothing untoward. We went to FCIB, to change the US$ to Canadian, because my yute is leaving here for Cuba, and says US$ is no longer accepted there (right or wrong, I Don't know). He say the line (queue) and said no my yute, I checkin customer service. The chick there said, no, please go back to the line, I have no cash here. My beloved cuz said, you haffe gimme a bly, because I know you a yardie and you nah treat me this way.. anyway, my girl left her station, walked to the opposite side of the bank, and got the US$ and bring it back for my yute. At the end I struck up a convo with an Espanita, who said she has worked in Caymman for 2 years.

3. By then, I wanted to rid myself of my beloved cuz, so I called my brother, who had not entertained him for the whole week, I guess because I was off. After he picked up cuz, I said.. Thank god..

What do you think folks.. I thought the dude was acting up a bit, but wifey thinks that time was just wearing on because I had been taking him out all week.

SOB, and I was going to take him to Corner Pocket tomorrow - now.. let bro put him before the TV.... I will deal with the Espanitas.. Cus goin to Cuba anyway, so I will deal with the one one Espanitas in Cayman...

Have a wicked weekend folks -

Week off - nuttin bettah

Yow- I am off this week genklepeeple.

My cousin is down from Mandeville, Jamaica, and I took him out on my boat yesterday. Nice day (I hope he thinks so) - stingrays at the sandbar, about 100 large iguanas sunning by a canal, Heineken on the boat, lunch at the Rum Point Restaraurant. Mahi-Mahi sandwich for me, Chicken for my cuz..

Then, we stopped at the beach behind the Westin for a few minutes... well, most days should have been like that one.

Now you may think that Eva Longoria is strictly down the conservative, given her success in Desperate Housewives, and her association with NBA great Tony Parker - however in keeping with the latina in her, here she appears in Maxim.. Mama Mia.. yo quiero Taco ... well you know the rest.

Ketch up with you soon - errands to do -not only that, my 2 year old decided to apply some artwork to a form I was completing at my desk - so .. here goes again..

Lateeeer.

Whaat!? Da wa yu get.

Greetings all

Quiet weekend, I saw my Blogging crew last night at the Corner Pocket - I felt a bit silly being introduced by Blog name - but I did have several Heinekens and tried pool and darts - so it was a nice evening.

Now the one Mad Bull is trying to stage a beauty parade, and for some reason both his Bullness and one of his other bloggionistas believe that I ought to come out with the first beauty. Someone sent me a nice link recently, of which the queen was Miss Carla Harvey. Not a camera shy lady. I was tempted to show her here, but I am afraid that Blogger would shut me down completely - however I will begin a gallery, and post them soon.

Now, to close, I will leave you with 2 jokes, I don't know if you have come across them before, but one of them is at the expense of Jamaicans, so take note - this is all in good fun.

St. Peter came to the Lord and said, "Lord, I have to talk to you. I have a problem. I know we didn't have many Jamaicans in heaven so you instituted an affirmative action plan and we are supposed to have 10,000 Jamaicans in heaven. But they are causing so many problems! They have torn down the Pearly Gates by swinging on them. They have let in another 10,000 of their bredrin through the fence. They are constantly standing by the gate disturbing Angel Gabriel begging for a "bly" for their baby modder, cousin, sistren, neighbour, granny, auntie...Whenever it is their turn to watch the gates they keep letting in good looking women and fat women. They have gotten jerk sauce all over their white robes. Drum pan chicken is being sold all over the Streets of Gold. Some are walking around with only one wing because they are "styling"Angels must have two wings to fly! Some of them have put on chrome wings and dazzling the other angels when they are flying. The white robes are eternal and must be washed five times a day. Some haven't washed their robes since they arrived because they didn't come to heaven do "day's work". Some have refused to take their turn in helping keep the Stairway to Heaven clean because "dem ah no boddy helper". Many who came here because they used salt are still using it because they don't like "ital" food. Some refuse to wear their halos because they don't fit right over their hairstyles. Others are wearing their halos backways. Others are wearing their halos with the tags still attached to them. Others have discarded the white halos and are wearing gold ones instead they claim these are " bashy". Most of the women have discarded their white robes and are wearing white shorts and "batty riders" claiming that they have pretty skin and want to show off their "bandylegs". Reggae music is blasted at all hours of night at their "bashments", disturbing all the other residents. Their cellular phones are worn on their robes and keeps ringing during prayers. Recently there was an altercation between Adam and one Jamaican who claims he was only "checking out" Eve. They have planted marijuana in the Garden of Eden since the soil is so fertile claiming "man and man haffi hustle".What should I do?!"The Lord said; "It wouldn't be fair to not let Jamaicans in heaven.They have just as much right to be here as other nationalities. Maybe we just don't know how to deal with them; maybe we are using the wrong approach.We need to check with someone who has more experience dealing with them. Let's call the Devil. The Devil answered the phone and said, "Hello, Lord. What can I do >for you?"The Lord said, "We have a problem up here, and we'd like to talk to >you about it." The Devil said, "Just a minute, I've got to put you on hold. "The Devil was gone five minutes. He came back to the phone and said, "OK Lord, I'm back. What's up?" The Lord said, "Well, I would like to talk to you about a problem up here."Once again the Devil excused himself and put the Lord on hold. This time he was gone for fifteen minutes. Finally, the Devil came back to the phone and said,"Lord, I am really sorry, but I can't talk to you right now. I have to go. These damn Jamaicans down here..... Yesterday they had air conditioning installed. Now they have just extinguished Hell's Fire, saying "man come to Hell fe 'chill'.

And the other one --

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent #$%&^*%," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

Any way, I will post a picture of one of my co-workers - some of you may recognise her. This photo came from a public, on line source. I will post some pics on the next post.

One weekend I am happy for

I must join my counterpart, Mad Bull, in giving Senor Frogs the thumbs up it is indeed a positive addition to the Cayman scene, albeit without numerous scantily clad latinas with come hither eyes (and other physical attributes).

The lack of senoritas at Frogs really does not take away from its allure- the rest of the Cayman demographic does gather there - a few Jamaicans, Caymanians, Canadians, Americans, and of course limies, sorry the British would be a more appropriate (though undeserved) designation.

I a legal practitioner, but this blogging world really does allow me to vent my more humble, realistic side. You see my beloved profession is to me annoying by its pretence, which exudes itself at every possible opportunity. Lawyers sleep pretentiously. I make no apologies for my painfully real disposition, which sometimes I suffer for, but that cost is nothing to bear.

Mad Bull http://www.madbull4.net is truly my ally, and I will take care not to be on the receiving end of his charge - I look forward to his posts, especially photographic or other representations of the female gender, even my wife knows I am completely helpless in my affinity for the ladies. In all seriousness, it is indeed the subject of envy that Natty's co-workers have expressed to her positive opinions in respect of the "mojo" of the Bull...

There is nothing more gentlemanly than the reflective manner in which the Bull described the meals at Senor Frogs and Sunset - once I calm down from the excitement of this blogging world which is new to me, I will perhaps constrain myself to dabbling in some of the more mundane aspects of Caymanian life - however for now its ladies and music that are occupying my blogging mentality, and such will be manifested in the content of this blog. Hopefully for the female surfers this will not seem too self serving, well to be frank, it is .. so there you go.

Lastly, based on the Bull's comments, I watched Crash last night, it was a masterpiece. My wife watched it this morning, and she must have liked it as she actually watched all of it.

Peace to all.. Blog you later.. Big ups once again to the one Mad Bull.

Mine how yu recommend de vitamin s to a Chinese Joe.

Blogger peeps - I am back - I will surf into your doorsteps after I post this..

Subject: FW: CHINESE SICK LEAVE

I NOT COME WORK TODAY!!!"

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I
not come work today,

I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come
work."
>> >> >>> >
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex.
That makes everything better and I can go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
>>


Es necessario por mi jefe decir la misma. Yo voy a su casa immediatamente.... El no esta alli!!!

Any way, whats happenin - Angry Dog - how's the dykes? Are they nice dykes, or gross - eef you ketch my dreeft.

In that shocker of a post by Dr. D recently (Re gays in bars and in red high heels in Jam) he mentioned that latinas were working in a bar in Jam. It is pretty compulsory in Cayman. Who no have dem senoritas nah say nutten!! Dem don't know eff all about taking a drink order in english but dem hooooooootttt....

They have this curious habit of very nicely wrapping a napkin over the top of an open beer before they serve it. I think the poor latinas are used to having to keep flies off the drinks, unless that piece of stereotyping is me jus being rude... oh well not the first time, nor the last..

Why you think my learned Madbull (www.madbull4.net) and other bloggionistas hang out at corner pocket? Ostensibly, its for the pool or darts. I guess same here, when I go this Saturday, is for pool too... until you get there y las latinas son caliente y delicioso. Es possible yo no volver a la casa despues de la corner pocket en Sabado. Yo voy a la casa de la latina loca... Andale!!! Las latinas de corner pocket son de Honduras, Santo Domingo, Panama y Cuba - ay caramba mama mia, yo quiero solo una!

Excuse the bad spanglish (and the bad english too....)


Lateeeeeer.

All manner of Izim Skizim

Here's a couple of links, one for Jah Cure fans,

http://www.jahworks.org/music/interview/jah_cure.htm
, also

For the not so fond of George Bush citizens of the world:

http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/message/index.php
Boy Michael Moore was kickin some major republican butt on that one, Katrina backlash and all.

Here's what Mama Bush's motor mouth said - her infamous faux pas

In a segment at the top of the show on the surge of evacuees to the Texas city, Barbara Bush said: "Almost everyone Ive talked to says we're going to move toHouston."Then she added: "What Im hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality."And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them."

Now in that bit of verbal diarrheaah true extremism was unadulterated. This is how the President was brought up.

Now today, I see that George has appointed his old lawyer to the Supreme Court. Now, I guess there is something good about a non-judge (i.e. a non-career civil servant) joining the bench, but old George must know he is going to take some heat for appointing a crony to the bench Come on George, at least pretend to be objective, even if your brain is fried on cocaine.

See the mug shots of George's daughter as well as other famous arrestees at www.thesmokinggun.com.

Well I had better get some sleep before returning to .. well.. work. I will expound in the fullness of time.

The office is getting under my skin

My day started off ok, but then at the end things got scary. Working for other people can definitely shorten one's lifespan. Unless I do something, it will shorten mine, anyway.

I could really go to the corner pocket and down some beer tonight, (and lust at the latinas) but wifey would do me in (again). I see one lonely bud light in the fridge, but the cupboard is full of other more potent libations - I think I will have a scotch (after the bud light).

I wonder if the bull (www.madbull4.net) has posted any new and excited laydeees with nice bootees and toing to to toing toing toings.. lets see -

Leave it there for now, gots to pop a top.

Rainy weekend

Rainy weekend...

Good weather for indoor sports of every variety...

Boy those satellite pirates are something else... they want to charge $200 so that someone else’s credentials can be used so that I can pretend to be on the mainland – not surprising... but things are not well coz the cable guy says wait one month until he installs.

Hey that http://www.muzikmedia.com site is really wicked. Welcome to Jamrock videos and a lot more.

This is a test post using Blogger for word. Let’s see if it will get lost in cyberspace.
My 6 year old offspring is shown here.

Well, I went to the dj competition last night. I do not know what to make of it. It was well attended by a lot of j'cans, but also locals, and other expats. It was a bit suprising to see so many different types of people, in a place that used to be considered a J'can hangout. Call me a geyser, but I had forgotten how people can go mad over a brother selecting a few tunes. Boy that Jah cure one about behind the metal bars made them go ballistic...

The new management of the Mango Tree changed the place up a lot though, its now a decent outdoor venue. The J'cans really enjoyed Nico, a dj from Jamrock, as well as Martino, and the other dj's.

Like a lot of local bars, there were lots of latino bartenders, as usual, keeps the customers looking, anyway, if not salivating.

C&W gave away lots of mobile minutes, which delighted all the pay as you go (broke) massive.

Like I mentioned last night, Mad Bull http://www.madbull4.net is going to have to assist me on this, because past a certain point I am a pc dummy. I am not going to read one of those yellow books.

Cool, as I am typing this Man United v Fulham is starting. I have not watched premier league for a while but I would expect Sir Alex's lads to kick some major limie ass.

Well I was just made to eat my words as Fulham scored in the 2nd minute (scored by John) United looked like sissies in the 18 yard box. I know some major limie bawlin must be goin on.