Last day off - good week - back to reality

To Rum Point again yesterday, people - lots of fun on the water -
Hope to do it again soon - I will invite Mad Bull to see how he reacts to the North Sound..

Ja'can translation below:

USA: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl....
JAM: Gyal, you noh dead yet?

USA: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again.
JAM: Lawd Gad... current lock awff again to rahtid!

USA: This meal is not too bad
JAM: Di food cyan eat

USA: Where did you buy that awful bracelet Cindy?
JAM: A weh yuh buy dat-deh big ole ugly bangle deh missis?

USA: Hors d'oeurves?
JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting yuh a gi me?

USA: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof
JAM: Hey dutty puss...come awff a di housetap before a buss yuh rass!

USA: I think something is wrong with Susan. She might have the flu.
JAM: Lawd Gad... obiya tek up Suzie!

USA: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate!
JAM: Lawd mi Gad, mi bruk up mamma stoosh crackry!

USA: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that?
JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem.

USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
JAM: Aye, buff-teet bwoy, tap fling up, fling-up mi bag dem suh man.

USA: I wish you would quit lying.
JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad.

USA: Lift up the hood of the car for me John.
JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta!

USA: I am waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long!!
JAM: But wait, no robot naah run todeh

USA: Get me a pop please?
JAM: Beg yuh carry wan drinks fi mi deh..

USA: It's time for a Perm.
JAM: Gyal, yuh hed waan cream. Yuh noh si how it tough?

USA: Yuck! This is nasty!
JAM: Kiss mi neckback!! What a sinting tase bad an incipid!!

USA: I wish you would close your mouth.
JAM: Yuh mout come in like when grip cyan shut.

USA: Girl, your acne is terrible
JAM: Massagad, pickeny, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh..

USA: Please make some room on the bus so this man can have a seat.
JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung.

USA: I have a stomach ache.
JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi.

USA: These mangoes look a bit over-ripe.
JAM: Missis, move fran in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh.

USA: He has very large, full eyes.
JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo

USA: He has no manners.
JAM: Him no have no broughtupsi

USA: Perspiration odour
JAM: Him smell green

USA: Poached (boiled) chicken
JAM: Dat deh singtin nuh start cook yet

USA: Oh, dear
JAM: ee-eeeeee

USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
JAM: Di pickeny too dyam hard ears!!

USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia.
JAM: What a bway Dunce sah!!!

USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismol. My stomach hurts.
JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a washout yah now... mi belly bine up.

USA: That man over there is missing his dentures.
JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh


Well - I saved the above as a draft and went to the Business Expo, peeps. OK, but smaller than in previous years. But boy, I wanted to show you a few tings still!

Me and my cuz went to a few places.

1. We went to Western Union at a supermarket, because the man was receiving a money from yard. They did not have sufficient US$ Cash, so I told him I wud take him elsewhere to collect. I picked up some food at the Supmkt and went next door to the pharmacy. When I was ordering my food, my yute look at the lady an seh "me want a sample piece a dat chicken deh" and him eat it off like a starving refugee and waved it around at me and seh - "you want piece?" which I declined courteously. I thought Lord, why me.

Whilst I was waiting for the pharmacist to do her thing, my yute (cuz) look at me and seh.. why you don;t si down and have your food. Now, dis is in the drug store you know Iyah! I said no, thats fine, I will have it in the car. He said no.. F____ dem, have it here. I said some unkind things to him then, then I said in my mind ... Lord, why me.

2. We went to Western Union in a bank, where my yute collect him US$. Nothing untoward. We went to FCIB, to change the US$ to Canadian, because my yute is leaving here for Cuba, and says US$ is no longer accepted there (right or wrong, I Don't know). He say the line (queue) and said no my yute, I checkin customer service. The chick there said, no, please go back to the line, I have no cash here. My beloved cuz said, you haffe gimme a bly, because I know you a yardie and you nah treat me this way.. anyway, my girl left her station, walked to the opposite side of the bank, and got the US$ and bring it back for my yute. At the end I struck up a convo with an Espanita, who said she has worked in Caymman for 2 years.

3. By then, I wanted to rid myself of my beloved cuz, so I called my brother, who had not entertained him for the whole week, I guess because I was off. After he picked up cuz, I said.. Thank god..

What do you think folks.. I thought the dude was acting up a bit, but wifey thinks that time was just wearing on because I had been taking him out all week.

SOB, and I was going to take him to Corner Pocket tomorrow - now.. let bro put him before the TV.... I will deal with the Espanitas.. Cus goin to Cuba anyway, so I will deal with the one one Espanitas in Cayman...

Have a wicked weekend folks -