Now, can you imagine, one bitch of a storm, Ivan came last year and kicked our butts half way to Timbuktu.. and now, 14 months later, his stinkin kissin cousin, Wilma, comes around here with her stinkin rass breath? Does she even have a clue? Better yet, does she have a Cayman Islands visa, work permit, or status? She mussie really want me call Immigration and lock down her rass. Givin people nothin but unwanted rass fellatio.
Illegal alien dawta of a diseased cow, may the fleas of a zillion camels infect her bumbo rass. Effin Kiss me rass come and block Mad Bull road. And you know all MB need to do is phone I & I so that I can file an injunction against I stinkin jezebel so that she can can rass clat go back to West Africa or wherever the bitch made her Genesis.
Every time I look at my bruised and battered house all I can think of is that SOB Ivan the terrible. 2 times the tiles came for the roof and the 1st time they were wrong. Now the man dem put up the price for gutters - these contractors around here really think money grown on grape trees! Wutless bunch of tiefin rasses dem.
Now I heard about Wilma, but she has no idea that no one in Cayman can take any brushes with a twist crotch cow like her or any other storm for the time being. God help us finish this season. Now these storms have so much audacity that they are going to have to start a list name Alpha, Beta, Delta, and so on?
I DO NOT WANT TO HERE NOTHING ABOUT ANY GOD DAMN ALPHA OR MALPHA OR ANY EFFIN THING ELSE. NO MORE EFFIN STORMS TO RASS.
ENOUGH CUSSIN. NOW HERE'S JESSICA ALBA (FROM DAH BAAAACK), AND RIHANNA - BAJAN BOMBA!
4 comments:
Rasta Fari! It sounds like say Wilma was smart not to pass this way, because you sound like say you one would go outside and wrestle her rass to the ground and beat the life out of her body with some 2X4 piece of lumber! "Twist crotch cow", to ra$$
LOL, Yuh sound like Wilma get personal with yuh! It sound like a yuh woulda do the devastation and not the hurricane.
Hey all now mi cyaan stop look pon the picture from the 19th.
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Wilma real lucky RI doh see her!
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